They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
