He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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