do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Randomize
