we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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