People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
