i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize