If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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