got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I think a kid would responsible me up
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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