Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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