your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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