If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Houston, we have a squirter
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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