You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
