I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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