I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
sex on a bike is impossible
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