so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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