Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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