Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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