What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I will pee on everything he values.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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