Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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