He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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