They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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