you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
try to milk me bitch
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