Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
