My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
okay pat passed out under dana's car
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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