You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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