arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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