why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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