There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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