i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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