My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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