dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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