i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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