Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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