so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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