I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
