The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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