Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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