He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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