we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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