my mouth tastes like poor choices
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
i've created a new STD.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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