Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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