Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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