are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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