She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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