So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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