I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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