I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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