I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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