He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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