But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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