idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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