Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Randomize
