How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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